Total Medals Earned: 10 (From 3 different games.) Total Medal Score: 255 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You went and looked into the Kickstarted, wow!
Medals Earned: 6/11 (210/395 points)
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
And you should be damn proud.
I hope you chose the money.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
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